- me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
- friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
- me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism
It was a moment Anthony Carbajal will never forget: standing on the stage of one of TV’s most popular talk shows, fighting for a cause that touches him and his family profoundly. All while his mom looked proudly on.
someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
I don’t give a fuck if I reblog something twice like I reblog it once then I see it later and I’m like haha that’s funny and I do it again u feel me
I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.